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Young, Dumb, and Full of Plumb(ing)
The eBook is only $.99 on Amazon or FREE with Kindle Unlimited.
Released on: 9/30/25. It’s not only cheaper than a box of Kleenex, it’s reusable!
He came to fix the pipes. He might just break your heart.
Buddy Spaulding is a golden-hearted goofball with a wrench in his hand and absolutely no chill. Blessed with movie-star looks and Forrest Gump levels of accidental charm, all he wants is to be a great plumber, please his clients, and maybe fall in love—if he can figure out how feelings work.
In Thruston Bay, clients get handsy, admirers get clingy, and Buddy’s tool belt gets as much action as he does. That is, until a minor emergency at a beachfront mansion introduces him to Cal: a buttoned-up millionaire with a ridiculous number of throw pillows, and a whole house full of rules.
Somewhere between a yoga rescue, an alpaca ranch flirtation, and a wave pool disaster, Buddy starts to wonder if all this practice might finally lead to something real.
Young, Dumb, and Full of Plum(bing) is a steamy, heartfelt, absolutely unhinged M/M romantic comedy. Expect high heat, chaotic tenderness, and a hero who would do anything for love—except stop being himself.
Pounded Flat
The eBook is only $.99 on Amazon or FREE with Kindle Unlimited.
It’s not only cheaper than a tube of lube, it also won’t get all over the chaise lounge!
Elias Hardwick doesn’t just work with wood — he communes with it. Every knot has a story. Every grain, a secret. And every nail he pounds is a hymn to the fragility of man.
But in the backwoods armpit of Knotty Pines, no one takes his “carpentry as poetry” routine seriously. Down at the gas station, they don’t call him a craftsman. They call him the Fancy Stud Stroker — the weirdo who stares at cedar beams like they’re gonna whisper sweet nothings back. Elias just wants to be left alone with his chisels, his grief, and the dangerously unfinished gazebo that’s become his only friend.
Then his new neighbor shows up — a reckless, loudmouthed contractor who thinks safety goggles are optional, every project is foreplay, and every stud is up for grabs. Suddenly, Elias finds himself torn between his solemn vow to woodcraft… and the chaotic pull of a man determined to unclamp his heart and oil up his joints.
Can Elias resist temptation and preserve the sanctity of his craft? Or will Knotty Pines witness a love story for the ages — proving that the hardest wood isn’t found in the forest, but in a man who’s ready to be pounded flat?
Bucky’s Boys: Tales from Camp Wannahump
Pre-order now! Live on 5/15/26 – The eBook is only $.99 on Amazon
or FREE with Kindle Unlimited.
Cheaper than a pair of nipple tassels, and it won’t pull off any skin!
Ten men. One stormy night. Zero shame.
When a power outage traps a group of gay strangers inside the remote queer retreat known as Camp Wannahump, the wine starts flowing, the walls come down, and the hookup stories get increasingly unhinged.
From a Mardi Gras float hookup beneath a giant centaur to turbulence-assisted mile-high antics, mall Santa disasters, and a county fair Gravitron that should probably be condemned by the state… no story is too filthy, ridiculous, or gloriously over-the-top.
Told around a campfire with cocktails, chaos, and relentless horny energy, Bucky’s Boys: Tales from Camp Wannahump is a raunchy, campy collection of interconnected comedic smut stories packed with outrageous situations, filthy banter, and surprisingly wholesome camaraderie.
Perfect for readers who like:
• campy queer humor
• explicit MM hookups
• absurd erotic comedy
• chaotic “what the hell did I just read” energy
• found-family vibes with extra lube
Not a traditional romance. Absolutely not literary fiction. Just wildly inappropriate gay chaos in the woods.